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How about a quickie in the jungle?
A man is sitting in a restaurant, waiting to order. A stunning waitress with a plunging neckline shimmies over, her tiny skirt revealing the finest pair of legs. She smiles, her huge breasts vying for freedom from her top. "Would you like to order sir?" she asks.
The man spies an opportunity - he's single, she's probably single...what's he got to lose? Gathering himself, he looks up from the menu: "How about a quickie?"
Enraged by his insolence, the waitress flies off the handle, smacking the man in the face screaming insults before storming off to see the manager. Having witnessed the entire event, a nearby diner leans across to the man and proffers some advice. "Don't mind me but I think it's pronounced, "Quiche."
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Paddy and Murphy are strolling through the jungle by a riverbank when they spy a crocodile with a man's head protruding from its mouth.
Paddy turns to Murphy and says, "Would you look at that flash tw*t in his Lacoste sleeping bag..."
Quickie in the Jungle made me think of this old joke:
So Jane meets Tarzan, and they fall in love. But Jane is curious. . .She asks Tarzan "What do you do when you get an erection?" "Well," Tarzan replies, "I stick it in a hole in a tree trunk, then I move it in and out until it isn't hard anymore." "Tarzan," Jane says, "I have a hole that you were meant to put it in. Would you like to try?" "Of course!" Tarzan says. Then he kicks Jane in the crotch very hard. Jane is in a lot of pain, and after a few minutes of rolling around in agony, she manages to ask Tarzan "Why on earth did you do that?" Tarzan tells her "Well, I have to check for bees!"
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